One of my karma-decreasing habits (of which I have many) is mocking the captions of earnest-till-it-hurts photographers.
Here is a selection for your enjoyment, and may we burn together in hell for snorting so loudly with laughter. (Bad grammar and spelling not corrected to retain the original flavour.)
Pink flowers with sepia tinge: This is what my dream's all about, both beautiful inside and outside.
Park bench with black and white treatment: This bench is so lonely, it's standing alone all by itself, regardless of the surroundings, it still stands still.
Pair of headphones: Headphones, linked to a music player. Just like how our hearts are being linked together.
Lighted red candle: Everyone has a heart, just like a candle. It's flame in the center, is the only thing that has a life.
Flock of pigeons devouring bread: Birds of feather, flock together. All of them want to have a bite, just like us. All of us wouldn't want to live a life without food and water.
Dilapidated basketball board: How many basketball players it has helped to train? How much joy it has brought to the boys & girls all these years? Today, it lies abandoned.........wonder anybody still remember its existence?
Boys running in a race: Dashing toward the finishing line...........juz for this race only........for these 2 boys, there is still a long way to go for the race that we all have to participate in life.
Hand holding mini kueh (above): Join in the fun and lower your karma, too, by captioning my photo. May the worst caption win!
4 comments:
Hand in hand, kueh in hand, together, we can brave storm of life with food in our hand and in our heart.
- from an inhabitant of the 19th level of hell
Let's not forget that the hands that feed us are also the hands that hold the food.
- from someone who will burn in hell fire fueled by A3 and A2 proofs with bad captions on them
my whole being - and not just my hands - is kueh-king with excitement because you are in my life.
you should start an album in FB and we'd have a field day filling in the captions, haha!
- a new sub whose sole purpose in life is to torture her fellow subs with A3 and A2 proofs with bad captions on them
thank you for your participation, but you are all disqualified for using (a) too perfect grammar; and (b) spellcheck.
please use more brokener english in the next creative caption contest coming up.
hot tip: using "it's" when it should be "its" will earn you brownie points.
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