book ends

MY TWIN: why are you and your soul mate incompatible in your reading habits???
ME: she is a book slut! she doesnt read one book at a time! hahahhahahahahahahahahaha
MY TWIN: muahahahahahhahaahahahahahha
ME: i'm a book monogamist!
MY TWIN: muahahaahahahahahhaha you purist!
ME: are you? oh no, you are book slut too!
MY TWIN: nope! you will hate me!
MY TWIN: hahahahhahhahhah yes i am book slut!
ME: hahahahahhahahah we cannot be twins anymore, im sorry hhahahahahahahahahahahahahah
MY TWIN: muaahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahhha
ME: thats why i take so long to finish reading all my books....i get stuck but i cant abandon it. i have to read it to the bitter end
MY TWIN: you are good! you have strong moral character! hahahahahahhahahahahaha
ME: hmmmm i tink it has spilled over to my real life relationships too!
MY TWIN: hmm!
ME: i have to see things to their bitter end!!!!!!!!!! sudden insight from aimless chatting!
MY TWIN: which is not a bad thing rite! at least you see it to its end! there is closure!
MY TWIN: hhahahahahha aimless chatting is less aimless than you think!
ME: even when i know it is BAD, i have to go on! i dunno how to abandon books/people!

Currently reading: Dave Eggers' You Shall Know Our Velocity. It has made me laugh out loud on the bus, so it is not a bad book and the end is in sight. Next, I plan to finally start on Anna K.