when i say it's funny...

It is, indeed, funny. Trust me, if it didn't reduce me to tears and cause me to bust a gut, would I bother to (a) copy the link, (b) sign in to Blogger, (c) paste it into a new post and (d) write a few succinct words about it?


How To Good-Bye Depression: If You Constrict Anus 100 Times Everyday. Malarkey? Or Effective Way is the actual title of a book. It is on Amazon and all, so it must be legit.

"Besides shooting out a big blank from your buttock, you can feel as if your root chakra leaked sweet hot mucus," I quote from the author. The reviews from those who have read the book are side-splitting, too.



"Coz if you run your mother break a bottle sicker run day boo," he sings. Camels make guest appearances, too.