porn again

I had a pix* of my doppelganger a.k.a. Cynthia Lee Mcquarrie a.k.a. Ah Girl on my page yesterday. She had the coolest sleekest bob**, the smokiest smokey eyes and was posing most seductively in lingerie, as she was appearing in a play about Annabel Chong.

In a straw poll among my colleagues, it was agreed that I did resemble her. Not that that was a bad thing, of course.

The same photo, only blown up much bigger, appeared in The New Paper today.

* I can't seem to find the pix online, so can't steal the image.
** He hated my hair when I got the bob, calling it a helmet. He hasn't seen me since it grew out into the current unruly mop. And I've almost forgotten how he looks and sounds.

HE: I have to confess. I saw today's TNP Show centre spread and thought of you.
ME: I have to confess too. I had to go buy TNP after reading your text...
HE: So? Hoho.
ME: Should I be flattered or insulted that a porn star made you think of me?
HE: The picture la, the picture...
ME: I've been mistaken for her more than once... Cynthia Lee I mean, not Annabel Chong...
HE: So actually the question is, do you want me to associate you with a porn star?
ME: That's a naughty question. And the simple answer is no...
HE: The complicated answer being...?
ME: Too complicated to explain in mere words...Hiaks!
HE: How would you explain it then?
ME: Some things are best left to the imagination, don't you think?
HE: You're stalling la. I hope your hair stays the way it is...
ME: I'm tempted now to get a porn star haircut just to spite you. Bleah.
HE: And what is a porn star haircut, pray tell?
ME: My lips are sealed. Haha yes, I'm stalling again...
HE: Bad enough that you're stalling, bad enough that I can tell you're stalling, now you tell me you're stalling...
ME: At least I'm honest about my stalling! Heh...and you'd stall too if faced with questions about porn stars!
HE: Thankfully no one's asked so far, and no, now you can't ask either
ME: I demand an answer! So what kind of hair does a porn star have? And no stalling!
HE: No hair. Work it out
ME: Ugh! I hate that I got it, and worse, I actually laughed! You win...
HE: Haha. So you now know what haircut to get if you really want attention...
ME: I don't want to look like an army recruit! I'll stick with my helmet. It's cute and also protects me from insults.
HE: Somehow I'm not entirely sure you got my teeko remark
ME: Oh I got it alright. I'm just playing innocent. wink
HE: Haha. wink

Despite our best attempts at restraint, we can't help flirting. I think the word to describe us is "incorrigible".