dog talk

SHE: so so?
ME: so nothing is going on lah
SHE: aiyah
ME: but my friend who tried to set us up is freaking me out
SHE: how?
ME: she keeps "promoting" him lor. wah lau eh
SHE: mebbe she got good reason leh...
ME: like how ideal he is, how alike we are, etc
SHE: age is the only deterrent to you?
ME: heh i can't really remember how young he looks anymore. it's more like, we haven't made any effort to keep in touch
SHE: CHEH!!!! then its not like you're NOT interested right? if given the chance, it MIGHT be possible?
ME: i dunno! it freaks me out! hahahahahahhaha im in denial
SHE: what freaks you out? the prospect of dating?
ME: actually, yes!
SHE: AIYO!! you been single for far too long liow. SNAP OUTTTA IT!
ME: im too set in my ways liow! im an old maid! hahahahahahaha
SHE: RUBBISH!!!! you're a sentimental fool and i know it won't take much for you to "change" hehe
ME: hahahaha sentimental fool is right. emphasis on the word fool
SHE: why don't you just send him a message? or just poke him? GO LA!
ME: but this is a moot point lah. there is nothing going on!!!
SHE: of COURSE there's nothing going on. cos YOU'RE NOT DOING ANYTHING!!!!
ME: hahahahhahahahhahaa gawd you sound like my mother
SHE: i am a mother. hahahaha!!!!
ME: also, im not sure if i want anything to be going on lah
SHE: cos you don't wanna date?
ME: harlow, when have i ever dated?
SHE: u had bfs before what..
ME: i tink i just fell into relationships. i don't think i've ever actually "dated"
SHE: hmmm... mebbe thats why you should give it a try? cos it's... non-committal?
ME: i tink i'm breaking out in hives at the thought. haahahahhahahahaahahhaha
SHE: AIYO!!!! it's like asking you to get married!
ME: hahahhahahahahahahhaha nola, i tink i just too comfortable, why should i put myself out there for rejection, potentially?
SHE: mmm... now i see where you're coming from. ok, valid point. BUT it could potentially NOT lead to rejection. so quite wasted to pass it up right?
ME: i tink i've had enough of rejection already lor. contrary to popular belief, my heart is not made of elastic one
SHE: ya, i know what u mean. but something potentially good may happen. actually i think best that we wait for HIM to make the first move. mebbe this would suit you better hor? hehe
ME: heheheheh i like the way you use the word "we"
SHE: becos we're in this together girlfwen!
ME: hahahahhaha awwwwww thanks. ok can i just add one thing?
ME: i don't think i'd even be thinking about this guy if not for the fact that he showed me pix of his dogs!!! i'm the shallowest person alive hahahahahahhaa
SHE: AAAWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!! i think i like him ALREADAY!!!!
ME: and he has TWO!
SHE: DOUBLE LIKE HIM!!!
ME: both dogs that i would lurve to have! golden retriever and labrador!!!!!
SHE: alamak!!!!! THROW YOURSELF AT HIM ALREADY!!!
ME: MUAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA just for the dogs, rite?
SHE: JUST FOR THE DOGS!!!!
ME: literally, i've gone to the dogs