- Being a millionaire with the ugliest face that even a mother wouldn't be able to love
- Being a great beauty who is destined to live and die alone
- Being with the love of your life, but afflicted with a chronic illness, which may or may not be diabetes and may or may not involve your leg being amputated
- Being a genius inside an obese body
- Being a workhorse who is blessed with good luck in little things, such as always being able to find a parking lot
- Being well-loved by countless friends but living in a two-room HDB flat for life
- Being powerful and influential, but short as a midget, not unlike Deng Xiaoping
Wednesday, November 22
call me god
The endlessly entertaining Poison Ivy has come up with a completely unscientific personality test: If you could live your life over, and were given a choice on what kind of person you could be, what would you choose?
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you know, today, someone was telling me how her diabetic mother's leg was almost amputated last year. in the end, the doc took just her toe.
i think it's god's way of telling me something. maybe god is saying i should stop laughing at dbs so much and repent, or i'll lose a leg or toe.
or maybe my chair.
hmmm.
You don't have a desirable chair, so it's safe.
Zann
I want to be the well-loved-by-friends-but-two-room-flat person.
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