lame jokes

Single male friend to me: "You are no longer footloose and fancy. Your baikar has affected your social mobility."

Me to myself while trying freebie makeup: "Mascara which isn't water-proof. What's the point?"

Me to myself while supermarket shopping: "Instant noodles without MSG. Again, what's the point?"

Groan-inducing caption on Taiwanese trio FIR: "FIR three made is feel like Christmas for their fans."

My own lousy headline suggestion for story on singer called Kaira Gong: "This Gong is a belle"