buy buy bye bye

Shopping loot so far:

-- Tweezerman tweezers in hot pink [Hopefully the last pair of tweezers I'll ever buy in this lifetime. And now to look for an equally lasting man. That one no need to be in hot pink.]
-- Two low-cut sundresses
-- Flip flops with cherry prints
-- Cutesy pair of heels with daisy prints
-- Two pairs of boxers for sleeping
-- Five pairs of cute boy shorts
-- Plastic white bangle in the shape of a bow
-- Wrap top
-- Two miniature pink flamingoes
-- Two bird hooks
-- Strange sticky jelly thing to paste on mirrors [Don't ask. They're cute.]
-- Dangly earrings
-- Bumble bee striped top
-- Red-white striped top
-- Brown polka dotted make-up pouch
-- Blue polka dotted top [See a pattern emerging here?]
-- Plastic rose ring
-- Rose brooch
-- Mao-style hat [Which I'm sure I'll never wear in Singapore. But it complements my hair so perfectly. Bimbo!]
-- Shorts with suspenders
-- Clutch with impossible magnetic clasp that will giap you
-- Six decreasing size melamine bowls in rainbow colours
-- Four melamine plates in blue and green [I lurve melamine!]
-- Muffin tray
-- Marvellous T-rex T-shirt from alfieleedesign.com
-- Three black stools [Stools for sitting. Not those of the turd variety.]
-- Kiehl's lip balm [Plain and tinted. Simply the best. Vaseline, Blistex and even Carmex can't compare.]
-- Gifts for friends and family [Meant to be a surprise! So can't say here!]

This list is more for my own benefit -- to remind me how much I've spent -- than for anyone's reading pleasure. We're off to Brooklyn tomorrow for more buy buy!

In other bye bye news, Alfie has gone home, leaving us with a blocked toilet bowl. We were forced to take the plunge on our own.