loving thyself

This was edited out of a column on Mr And Mrs Smith:

I could make a lot of dirty jokes about that here, but I'd probably end up in a lonely cell where I'd have to use my own hand for a long time.

So was this item from a list of holiday programmes for primary school kids:

They will also learn about themselves through a self-exploratory exercise linking to their fantasy future. Finally, they will also find out what it would take to reach their golden goals.