Leave has been approved, hotel and airtickets have been booked, waxing sessions are planned and vacation advice has been printed out from helpful and ungrammatical websites, such as Advices for making friends:
Don't make serious promises you can't keep. Believe it, your life may not be so valueable if you make false promises to lure girls to your intensions. Don't say 'I like/love you' if you don't mean it and be careful if you have many girls, the girls may end up fighting with each other or with you.
You have to understand that all sexy girls are not females. There are many beautiful 'ladies' that actually are men; transvetites or transsexuals (katoeys). These groups can be extremely rude, dangerous and revengeful if a promise is broken. Be careful.
Going to dream now of a private island populated by trannies.
food diary
egg mayo sandwich
tea with milk
liver mee suah
two pineapple tarts
two Reese's Peanut Butter Cups
roast chicken and roast pork
tofu soup
veggie with mushrooms
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