spear and shield

I am bored at home alone, but I am too lazy to get dressed and go to Velvet to meet my friends.

I have many items on my Elf Work To Do List, but I am too overwhelmed to attempt them.

I am so tired that my eyes can barely stay open, but I can't sleep.

I have lost so much weight that I can wear my long-lost "skinny clothes", but I'm not exactly thrilled about it.

I want to eat more, but I have no appetite and I get nauseated/tummyaches after eating.

I don't want him to call me, but I then do, so that I can give him a piece of my mind for calling when I told him not to.

I think we've gone too far, but actually we've gone nowhere.

I told him to goway and lemmelone, but really, I want him to comere.